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i forget who this is for but
my piss tastes like tequila
and i think im dehydratedU
hey yo lemme get a sip
wtf LOL
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(Source: iconofood, via relentlessfailure)
I’m dying of thirst. I really need some water and I can’t breathe in the air. If you have a tub or a big basin, could you borrow one to me? I need to sink my face and gills into water to breathe. It would be great if you damp my body with an atomizer.
OMG LOL
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